Mr. Worldwide

internetexplorers:

my favourite sex position is 9

that’s me

curled up in my bed

alone

crying

(via fabricsoftenerd)

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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nevvzealand:

thinking about my homework is probably as far as im gonna get with it

(Source: moseby, via an-erect-penis)

(Source: lalondes, via fabricsoftenerd)

instazain:

when you have to make the decision between sleeping and the internet 

(via fabricsoftenerd)

pussy

money:

weed

(Source: ta-ble, via thegrungergames)